I get spammed just like everyone else. Sometimes I’d like to respond to those bozos but I know that my responses won’t get anywhere. So I’ll do the next best thing and respond to them here. Since I don’t want to open their messages, I’m only going to respond to their subject line.
hidden camera in college bathroom Norma
First of all, my name is not Norma. Or maybe you’re Norma? Secondly, why should I care about some hidden camera, in a college bathroom of all places? Is this a treasure hunt? Heck, people hide stuff all the time so why is this so special. Frankly, I’d be much more excited is this message held the promise of some concrete reward like “Hidden Chocolate in Our Kitchen — Wife.”
Lose fat in minutes
Losing fat in minutes is easy. Everybody can do it. Anyone who has ever lost any fat at any point in time has lost fat in minutes, in seconds, in microseconds… What people care about is the rate: how many pounds per unit of time they lose.
Add inches
Lose extra inches
Give your inches to someone else?
GOOD DAY!!
GOOD DAY TO U TOO, G00D SIR!!?!?!!!111
Youre entitled to a FREE sca
I’ve always wanted a free sca. Sometimes I turn to my wife and say: “Honey, you know what is really missing in our life is a sca. I bet I can get one for free.” Lo and behold! I was right!
Does your default home page keep changing mysteriously?
Yes, and I hear voices too.
ALERT: This is your second notification.
No, I think this is actually my 13,985th notification.
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Yeah, me too!
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SETI can pack up. I’ve got proof of alien life right here!
you’re a fool if you wont give it a shot anglophobia
Anglophobia: try it today! Start by running away from this message!
soft at incredibly low prices
What about all the other people who want to get me hard at incredibly low prices?
Sleeping with the pool boy?
No, what about you?
Even send passwords and credit card numbers to thieves.
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