I keep getting spam and I keep writing imaginary replies…
Time is ripe for an other installment of “Louis-Dominique replies to spam”. Send in the morons, please…
Re: For you!
For me?! Yay!
Pre-approved Application #NITT731
Thank you for your consideration but I never applied for a #NITT731.
where are you?
I’m right here, and you?
Dont ignore this notice
Is deleting ignoring?
A lot of people, just like you, have nothing to tell me but take the effort of letting me know about that by sending empty emails with no subject. That’s truly heartwarming.
where have you been clannish
I don’t think I’ve ever been clannish anywhere.
Don’t leave your house to go to the doctor
… stay home and die a slow painful death.
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Print this for Your Records
Sure. I have a big folder in my cabinet for spam.
Phone Number is Invalid
Ah. So that’s why my call didn’t get through the other day.
sup yo? str
yo dawg… nothin’ jus’ chillin’. array
Please confirm everything
Indeed, I confirm everything, even contradictory statements.
pifll causes longer orgagsms
Side effects include dislexia.