Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 3rd April 2008

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Category: Nonsense, Religious Studies

I was searching through databases of journal articles this morning. I click away and then I get this:
The following error was encountered:
* Zero Sized Reply

I guess that should be expected when you search for “emptiness”. Has the search engine adopted the stance that ultimate reality cannot be spoken [...]

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 29th July 2007

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Category: Academia in General, Nonsense

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Everybody is familiar with the usual bouts of anxiety that manifest themselves as dreams (or perhaps, nightmares) of academic disaster. Although dreaming of going to class naked seems to be popular, that never happened to me, whether in dreams or for real. However, numerous times I’ve dreamed of finding at the end of [...]

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 28th June 2007

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Category: Media, Nonsense

Meh…
I just caught a glimpse of a show called “Divorce Court”. It seems to be some sort of show where people with marital problems air their grievances in front of a judge. Anyway, just as I come across that show I hear the following exchange. I’m paraphrasing but I think I have [...]

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 16th June 2007

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Category: Nonsense

In our first floor bathroom, we have a poster of the following painting hanging on the wall:

People typically understand the picture to be showing kissing angels (and I think that was the intent of the painter) but I interpret it as a picture of kissing mutants. I guess it’s all a matter of perspective.

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 7th August 2006

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Category: Nonsense

Another installment of “Louis-Dominique replies to spam”. Typos in the quoted subject lines are those of the spammers. All other typos are mine!
Usher wears Rolex Bling Bling

At last, someone took time to write and publish a thoughtful editorial about Usher. Stop the presses! Now!
It will long for 36 hours so u [...]

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 24th April 2006

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Category: Nonsense

I waited two hours for a Greyhound bus today before giving up and going back home. (Thanks Greyhound!) After the scheduled departure time had passed, I started looking expectantly towards the direction the bus would be coming. But I noticed that I was also increasingly shooting quick glances in other directions. Like [...]

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 17th January 2006

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Category: Nonsense

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Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 5th January 2006

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Category: Nonsense

News just released after the close. Tomorrow is the watch

But now is the delete.
Please observe this instruction

I have observed it and I still don’t understand!
good riddins to thighs

And good riddins to you, sir! Good riddins to everyone!
It doesn’t hurt to check Philip

Nor Laura, nor John, nor Steve… You can check them all.
URGENT [...]

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 16th October 2005

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Category: Nonsense

I paid a visit to the dentist last August to have my teeth cleaned. The assistant asked me when was the last time I had my teeth cleaned. “Baaa baaa”, I replied sheepishly. It had been a long time since my last cleaning. I realized just how long when she announced that she [...]

Author: Louis-Dominique


Posted on: 11th August 2005

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Category: Nonsense

I keep getting spam and I keep writing imaginary replies…