Cessna has put out a piece of propaganda containing this gem:
Study after study shows companies operating business aircraft outperform competitors that don’t.
The implication is: buy a business aircraft for your company and you’ll outperform your competitors. Dear Cessna, is this really the logic you want to espouse? Has it occurred to you that maybe causality runs opposite to what you imply? Could it be that companies which are successful due to other factors are enough money to spend it on planes and on frivolous purchases? Does this seem possible? Maybe?
Yeaaahhh, I thought so.
I have to admit, sheepishly, that I have not been paying good attention to the fact that airbag technology in cars requires changes in behavior. I’ve been reading up on it a bit and came to that part where they advise passengers to avoid riding with hard objects in their lap. I can’t count the number of times I’ve violated this rule and I shudder I the thought of what would have happened if an airbag had deployed.
“You love laptops! How about having one embedded in your face?!?”
Yes, yes, I know. Even without airbags it is dangerous but airbags make it much more dangerous.
There was some stupid ad on TV this morning. As I am wont to do, I parodied it. I made up some nonsense slogan with the phrase “zombie pus”. Debbie immediately corrected me, arguing that zombies cannot have pus because they are dead. Technically they are living-dead but she’s probably right. I did a bit of research on Wikipedia and found that corpses have cadaverine or putrecine. So I guess that’s what zombies have too.
Putrecine: eau de zombie, by Chanel.
When I opened my bag of peanuts on the flight back home last weekend, one of the peanuts flew right between my legs. I reached for it but it just kept sliding further and further. I stopped when I realized that from the perspective of the other passengers I must have looked like I was trying to give myself a rectal exam.
“It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools.”
Let’s get this one out of the way. I’m not a craftsman, so there.
The power supply on my laptop gave out while I was in Taiwan. I quickly found the problem was located in the wire going between the power supply and the laptop. The internal sheath had broken so the wires made a short-circuit. I tried repairing it while I was living at Dharma Drum but that proved quite difficult due to the lack of proper tools. The only soldering iron available on the mountain was of terrible quality. It was barely getting hot enough to melt the solder. Moreover, there was no new solder available on the mountain. I eventually was able to reuse the old solder already on the board (gaaah!) and made some sort of temporary repair. I considered going into Taipei to get parts to finish the job properly but I gave up on that idea. It turns out that during my last few days at Dharma Drum my temporary repair gave out and I had to keep the wires in place with a piece of plastic tape. (Eeek!)
I came back home two days ago. Yesterday, I bought heat shrink tubing. This morning I gathered my tools and was able to finish the job in about 10 minutes. It was a real pleasure to work with good tools. No doubt someone adept at soldering would laugh at my work but… well… the power supply now works and I’m not pretending to be a craftsman.
I’m quite pleased with myself. When I bought the laptop, I did not get an extended warranty. I took the one year warranty and made the bet that if something were to happen I would probably be able to fix it myself. It looks like I’m going to win that bet. (I’ll only win if the laptop is still working fine after 3 years of ownership.)
The Internet has proved indispensable in this process. First, I found this guide on how to fix a power supply cord. Sri1ram’s comment about using a blade to crack the glue holding the case together was very useful. Second, I found Keith’s blog post on refitting a strain relief. Before I found this post, I thought I’d get a new strain relief or I’d finish the job without the strain relief. The problem was that I was unable to rethread the cable through the strain relief. Keith had the same problem and solved it by drilling through the strain relief. I got my wife’s Dremel out and did the same: it worked nicely.
I’ve been running into a good deal of bad computer code lately. Here’s an example from an actual tutorial. I’ve renamed the variable to protect the shameless:
if (count == 0) return false;
Why not this:
return (count != 0);
There are some god-forsaken languages in which returning the evaluation of a boolean expression is not valid (e.g. the creeping horror which goes by the name Open Office Basic). C and C++ are not among these. Yet, I’ve been running across a good dozen cases where the coders did not realize that.
In case someone would like to object: I know it is possible to just return count and let the compiler do an implicit conversion to bool but an explicit test makes the code clearer. The additional “if … then” does not.
OOHanzi 0.7 has been released.
As usual please refer to the documentation to know how to use it.
I have not been able to work on getting OOHanzi to work on OS X so I presume it still does not work.
List of changes:
* Updated packaging dependencies for Ubuntu 9.04.
* Performance improvements in “Mark Words Present In…”.
* Added support for variant readings when using “Mark Words Present In…/DDB”.
Vintage ads is on a roll:
Bloody… hell… In which universe is this a winning strategy?
Captain Morgan: the choice of horny creeps everywhere.
This ad just boggles the mind:
I like to look at old ads for fun. A good deal of our culturally based assumptions do not stand the test of time and so look ridiculous seen from the vantage point of a later age. I’ve seen the ad above many times on sites dedicated to old ads. Today, I ran across it again on vintage ads.
Now, the utter stupidity of this ad is nothing short of mind blowing. Blowing smoke in a woman’s face will win her over??? Really?!? But hey, what if she’s “playing” hard to get, eh? What then? Are there more advanced methods of “seduction”? Like spitting in her mouth? Or peeing on her?
Here’s a new expression to use for edification and fun: FDA-approved maggots.
Charlie: Hey Bob, you don’t look so good. You’ve got pus running down your leg.
Bob: My leg has been rotting ever since I got bitten by that rabid koala.
Charlie: Did you try using maggots? They’ll eat the dead flesh right out!
Bob: Yes, I’ve tried them but they don’t seem to work.
Charlie: Where did you get them from?
Bob: From a steak in the garbage dump.
Charlie: Oh! That’s your problem. You should use only FDA-approved maggots.
Announcer: FDA-approved maggots: ask your witch-doctor about them.
[Disclaimer: Side effects include vomiting, dizziness and losing limbs. Do not use maggots together with cat breath, bat wings or newt eyes. Do not use maggots if you are a pregnant woman or a zombie. Maggots should only be used under the supervision of a licensed necromancer.]