Another installment of “Louis-Dominique replies to spam”. Typos in the quoted subject lines are those of the spammers. All other typos are mine!
Usher wears Rolex Bling Bling
At last, someone took time to write and publish a thoughtful editorial about Usher. Stop the presses! Now!
It will long for 36 hours so u can be always ready!
O Dearest, my heart will long for you 36 hours. After that, I’ll give up ever winning you. Therefore, from then on, my heart will long for someone else. I am always ready for love and other things.
No room for cellulite in a bikini
Not necessary. There’s plenty of room outside the bikini.
Please Reply Us Urgent….
Urgent! Urgent! (There you go, I replied urgent (to) you.)
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You won’t be disapppointed pink
Try our “you won’t be disappointed” pink for when you’re in a frisky mood and also our “I’m leaving you for another man” blue for when the relationship falls apart.
Suprise for your woman…
it’s your decisaion
Only YOU can decide whether to run the spellchecker or not!
WE ARE HAPPY TO INFORM YOU
And I’m happy to delete you.
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There are no winers or losers until you open this spam.